Dave Armstrong wrote: Did it ever occur to you that some of us might want to keep anything that makes us more Catholic?
Sure! Then for folks like you (and I) I have just the thing!: Catholic "Popery Polish" that preserves all Catholic cooties and related things, for our own good. Just $199.99 postpaid (no tax and money-back guarantee). Then rub it on. It stings just a teeny-weeny bit at first . . .
Wouldja like a bottle?
Got a lifetime supply at my Confirmation. It was called "Chrism" and it was free! Consecrated by my very own bishop. Sealed those Catholic cooties right in for a lifetime!
My second son just did that a few weeks ago. It's a marvelous ceremony.
